A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding,

even though she has had no lessons or prior

experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the

horse immediately springs into action. As it gallops

along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins

to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the

horse's mane, but cannot get a firm grip. She tries to

throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides

down the side of the horse anyway!

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its'

slipping rider. Finally, losing her frail grip, the

blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw

herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes

entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the

mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is

struck against the ground over and over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground and she is

mere moments away from unconsciousness, to her great

fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and

unplugs the horse.