A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding,
even though she has had no lessons or prior
experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the
horse immediately springs into action. As it gallops
along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins
to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the
horse's mane, but cannot get a firm grip. She tries to
throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides
down the side of the horse anyway!
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its'
slipping rider. Finally, losing her frail grip, the
blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw
herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes
entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the
mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is
struck against the ground over and over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground and she is
mere moments away from unconsciousness, to her great
fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and
unplugs the horse.
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.