Another "Mayberry" story.

[Green Mountain]

Well I'm glad I still have some suck left in this Town.

I was looking out of my office window and I see Yogi Cushman planting a big ass tree across the street. When I asked the owner of the local landscraping company what he was doing, he said "I am planting 31 trees according to the Town plan." Well if you plant this tree here you will be blocking my view of the Bennington Monument.

He said "what do you want me to do? The customer wants it here because it is part of his town plan when he got his building premit." I said, "Do you have other stuff to do here?" He said yes. "Well leave this tree here until I make some phone calls."

I get on the phone and *****ed to the Town Manager. 20 min later I see the zoning administrator talking to Yogi. The tree got move 50 yards down the mall so my view was not blocked.

Good thing, because those indians that was at the Boston Tea Party are still around these parts. 'Cept, now they have chain saws.

[seaboard]

Your obsession with phalic objects worries me!

[ozone drone]

A close call....I know I'd have trouble sleepin tonight if you hadn't been able to pull a few strings.

Beenie's BM is secure

[appltech1]

Screw the concrete and words. Plant the tree. You will love tree. You can eat lunch under the tree. Buy a blanket. Lay it under the tree. Take a nap on the blanket under the tree. Got a knife? You can carve your name on the tree. Its all part of the devine plan. Call the town manager back. Plant the dam tree. Please?

[vmc1161]

WOW I bet the veins on your temples looked just like the benttongue Manument before you got your way. How long did you have to hold your breath and stomp your feet. When your in your office do you sometimes lean way back in your chair and align yourself with the manument, I bet you do be honest with us we understand. Maybe you can get them to plant a coconut tree in front of the manument and that would complete the set. Of course then Dice would want to move there instead of here, i'm willing to make that sacrifice.

[woowoo]

I will foreward this thread to the National Arbor Day Foundation.

Someone shoud be contacting you shortly.....


(Hugs tree)

[MikeJ]

"The tree got move 50 yards down the mall so my view was not blocked."










2 out of 5 proved they read, but don't comprehend.

[Diceman]

Let them plant the tree, just put a big dildo on your desk to look at. You could even shine a small light on it at night.