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  1. #1
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    A few of my favorite "your mothers so fat jokes"

    Your Mothers so fat that she needs license plates for her shoes!

    Your Mothers so fat that when she goes to a restaurant, instead of a menu, she asks for an estimate!

    Your Mothers so fat, that her drivers license reads "picture continued on other side"!

    Your mothers so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to the GYM is the door frame!

    Your mother is so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin!

    Your mothers so fat that her Facebook profile picture will have to be an aerial shot!

    Your mothers so fat, she gets turned on reading a cook book!

    And My Ultimate Favorite>>>>>


    Your Mothers so fat, her bra size is 401K
    Do as I say, not as I do

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    yo mommas so stupid if her brains were fuel she wouldn't be able to power the fleamobile around the inside of a fruitloop!

    yo mommas so fat her clothing comes in three sizes XXXXXXXXXL, Circus Tent and Oh My God It's Comming Towards Us!

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    Yo mommas so fat, the last time she saw 90210, was on the bathroom scale!!!!
    Do as I say, not as I do

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    Yo mommas like the Pillsbury doughboy, everybody pokes her.

    Yo mammas gums so black, she drools chocalate milk.

    Yo mammas so fat, her butt cheeks have different zip codes.

    Yo mommas so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

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    Yo Mammas so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!!!!
    Do as I say, not as I do

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    yo mammas so fat she went to kmart, tripped on walmart and landed on target

    yo mammas so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles

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    yo mammas so fat she once sat on a quarter and squeezed a bugger out of george washingtons nose.
    Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in
    mud.
    After a while you realize that while you are getting
    dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it.

    It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
    creative problem solving.

    25 years ago we had Bob Hope , Steve Jobs , and Johnny Cash today we have no Hope no Jobs and no Cash !
    I can fix broke but i can't fix stupid !

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    yo mammas so fat she wiped the ring off the bathtub when she got out!!
    "Do not let what you can't do interfere with what you can do"

    "Do what you can do the best that it can be done and no one will ever know what you can't do"

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    Yo mamas so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

    Yo mamas is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
    Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in
    mud.
    After a while you realize that while you are getting
    dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it.

    It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
    creative problem solving.

    25 years ago we had Bob Hope , Steve Jobs , and Johnny Cash today we have no Hope no Jobs and no Cash !
    I can fix broke but i can't fix stupid !

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    she so fat, her blood type is gravy

    she so fat, she freebases ham
    Col 3:23


    questions asked, answers received, ignorance abated

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    Yo mama got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vampyreguy View Post
    Yo mama got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job
    Whoa!
    "Who am I? I'm the unsilent majority big mouth!" - (Paulie in Rocky 4)

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    Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house...she sits around the house!

    Yo momma so fat she got her own zip code.

    Yo momma so fat she creates her own gravity.

    Yo momma so fat when you done having sex you got to roll over three times to get off her.


    Expect nothing, yet expect the unexpected.
    Press on Regardless, Endeavor to Persevere.

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