I don't think it's been posted before, sorry if it was.
Texas Bank Robber
> A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the
> tellers to load a
> sack full of cash.
> On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed
> the hood and pulled
> it off revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the
> customer without a
> moment's hesitation.
> He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the
> tellers looking
> straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.
> Everyone else, by now
> very scared, looked intently down at the floor in
> The robber yelled, 'Well, did anyone else see my face?'
> There are a few moments of utter silence in which
> everyone was plainly
> afraid to speak.
> Then, one old cowboy from Nevada tentatively raised his
> hand and said,
> 'I think my wife got a pretty good look at ya.'