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  1. #1
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    A Cistern is a Septic Tank

    This is a hoot. This is a video of a guy in Spur, Texas named Jimmy Ferris telling a true story that is hilarious. It's rather long (~ 12 minutes), 'cause Jimmy is long winded and a slow talker, so listen to it all.

    Go to :

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzabmVIU6EQ

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    Ha!
    “Now the freaks are on television, the freaks are in the movies. And it’s no longer the sideshow, it’s the whole show. The colorful circus and the clowns and the elephants, for all intents and purposes, are gone, and we’re dealing only with the freaks.” - Jonathan Winters

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    I think I understood half of what he said.
    Reminded me of when I was a kid. My parents were renting a house. The septic tank needed pumping out. Cheap sob slumblord hand dug the the dirt off the 5 foot diameter lid and left the lid off . It was getting cold so the lazy buggar left it open and went home. A few days later he returns, the top of the crap is frozen. I was very little at the time but could tell when someone had been drinking and didn't use good judjement. I was standing there next to the hole in the ground, next to the frozen crap. I don't know why but buddy boy got in there and stood on top of the frozen crap. No sonner then he did, kerplunk. Into the icy cold vat of sh_t is th sob slumblord. I was like what the hell just happened. I watched him haul himself out of there, driping in sh_t. Get into his pick up truck and drive away.
    ENJOY THE RIDE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peztoy View Post
    I think I understood half of what he said.
    Reminded me of when I was a kid. My parents were renting a house. The septic tank needed pumping out. Cheap sob slumblord hand dug the the dirt off the 5 foot diameter lid and left the lid off . It was getting cold so the lazy buggar left it open and went home. A few days later he returns, the top of the crap is frozen. I was very little at the time but could tell when someone had been drinking and didn't use good judjement. I was standing there next to the hole in the ground, next to the frozen crap. I don't know why but buddy boy got in there and stood on top of the frozen crap. No sonner then he did, kerplunk. Into the icy cold vat of sh_t is th sob slumblord. I was like what the hell just happened. I watched him haul himself out of there, driping in sh_t. Get into his pick up truck and drive away.
    roflmao
    It is what it is unless I say differently !!!!

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    funny sh!t there...lol
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