A Cistern is a Septic Tank

[me75006]

This is a hoot. This is a video of a guy in Spur, Texas named Jimmy Ferris telling a true story that is hilarious. It's rather long (~ 12 minutes), 'cause Jimmy is long winded and a slow talker, so listen to it all.

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[coolwhip]

Ha!

[Peztoy]

I think I understood half of what he said.
Reminded me of when I was a kid. My parents were renting a house. The septic tank needed pumping out. Cheap sob slumblord hand dug the the dirt off the 5 foot diameter lid and left the lid off . It was getting cold so the lazy buggar left it open and went home. A few days later he returns, the top of the crap is frozen. I was very little at the time but could tell when someone had been drinking and didn't use good judjement. I was standing there next to the hole in the ground, next to the frozen crap. I don't know why but buddy boy got in there and stood on top of the frozen crap. No sonner then he did, kerplunk. Into the icy cold vat of sh_t is th sob slumblord. I was like what the hell just happened. I watched him haul himself out of there, driping in sh_t. Get into his pick up truck and drive away.

[papa_jo]

I think I understood half of what he said.
Reminded me of when I was a kid. My parents were renting a house. The septic tank needed pumping out. Cheap sob slumblord hand dug the the dirt off the 5 foot diameter lid and left the lid off . It was getting cold so the lazy buggar left it open and went home. A few days later he returns, the top of the crap is frozen. I was very little at the time but could tell when someone had been drinking and didn't use good judjement. I was standing there next to the hole in the ground, next to the frozen crap. I don't know why but buddy boy got in there and stood on top of the frozen crap. No sonner then he did, kerplunk. Into the icy cold vat of sh_t is th sob slumblord. I was like what the hell just happened. I watched him haul himself out of there, driping in sh_t. Get into his pick up truck and drive away.

roflmao

[A/C guy's chick]

funny sh!t there...lol