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    Suicide


    A tough looking biker was riding his Harley


    when he sees a girl about to Jump off a bridge


    so he stops.




    "What are you doing?" he asks.



    "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.



    While he did not want to appear insensitive, he

    didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked,

    "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"



    So, she does.



    After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was

    the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent

    you are wasting! You could be famous! Why are you

    committing suicide?"



    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."


    I'm not tolerating Political Correctness anymore, from now on it's tell it like it is.

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    Looks like no one wants to touch this one.

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    I would have pushed her over...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by phbsales View Post
    I would have pushed her over...............

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    Gotta tell you that I was a little concerned with the title of this thread as that is not a funny topic, but,,,,

    That was funny and I as well would have given cousin "IT" a push as well

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    I just can't get no respect.
    I'm not tolerating Political Correctness anymore, from now on it's tell it like it is.

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