A tough looking biker was riding his Harley
when he sees a girl about to Jump off a bridge
so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he
didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked,
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she does.
After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was
the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent
you are wasting! You could be famous! Why are you
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."