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    Church Farts

    This says it all about getting older & the whole aging thing.

    An elderly couple are attending church services. About halfway through,
    she writes a note and hands it to her husband.
    It says, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"

    He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
    I'm not tolerating Political Correctness anymore, from now on it's tell it like it is.

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    Took me a minute though!!!! lol
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    Myrtle Creek. Oregon
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    didn't take me a min, I am going to bed. its 1130 PM.
    a stupid question is a question you wont to ask, but don't

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    They who fart in church sit in their own pew
    "Do not let what you can't do interfere with what you can do"

    "Do what you can do the best that it can be done and no one will ever know what you can't do"

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    Freetown, Indiana
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