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01-26-2011, 07:15 PM #1
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Church Farts
This says it all about getting older & the whole aging thing.
An elderly couple are attending church services. About halfway through,
she writes a note and hands it to her husband.
It says, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"
He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."I'm not tolerating Political Correctness anymore, from now on it's tell it like it is.
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01-27-2011, 01:44 AM #2
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Took me a minute though!!!! lol“If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants.” ~ Sir Isaac Newton
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01-27-2011, 02:21 AM #3
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didn't take me a min, I am going to bed. its 1130 PM.
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02-06-2011, 08:42 AM #4
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They who fart in church sit in their own pew
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02-06-2011, 08:47 AM #5
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