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01-18-2011, 12:42 PM #1
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Sleeping at your desk
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FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
NUMBER 5: "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
NUMBER 4: "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the
time-management course you sent me to."
NUMBER 3: "Whew! 'Guess I left the top off the White-out. You
probably got here just in time!"
NUMBER 2: "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you
put your ear down real close?"
And the NUMBER 1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at
your desk:
(Raising your head slowly) "... In Jesus' name, Amen."Do not attempt vast projects with
half vast experience and ideas.
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01-18-2011, 01:09 PM #2
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very good
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01-18-2011, 01:16 PM #3
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I was just checking the drool resistance of the keyboard!!!
Damn!!! I almost had the solution that could save the company millions!!!!!
Nine-hundred and ninety eight, nine hundred and ninety nine, one thousand!!!! "READY OR NOT HERE I COME"!!!!Do as I say, not as I do
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01-22-2011, 04:58 PM #4
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must have fallen off working late..
Col 3:23
questions asked, answers received, ignorance abated
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