HVAC Tech in Hades
HVAC Technician dies and goes to Hell. During the interview Satan is going through his life records and says “It says here that you were an HVAC Technician. What does an HVAC Technician do?
The technician describes what he had done in life.
Satan says , “Can you do anything about this unbearable heat in my office?”
The tech says, “I’ll see what I can do.”
Next day the office is comfortable and Satan asks, “Can you do anything about the rest of the facilities here?”
“Sure.” said the tech.
Soon Hell is a very comfortable place.
Shortly thereafter the phone rings. It’s St. Peter explaining that there has been a mix up and that HVAC Tech was supposed to go to Heaven. Satan said, “No way are you getting that soul he is gonna stay right here.”
St. Peter, “You have to send him up right away.”
Satan, “What are you going to do if I don’t?”
St. Peter, “We’ll sue.”
Satan, “And just where are you going to get a lawyer since I have them all?” Click.
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