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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    greenville , sc
    Posts
    718

    DRIVING APPLICATION

    A driving application
    Redneck Driver's Application
    Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.

    Last name: ________________

    First name:
    [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
    [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
    [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
    [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
    [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
    [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

    Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
    Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None
    Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
    Occupation:
    [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
    [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
    [_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician

    Spouse's Name: __________________________
    2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
    3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
    Lover's Name: __________________________
    2nd Lover's Name: __________________________

    Relationship with spouse:
    [_] Sister [_] Aunt
    [_] Brother [_] Uncle
    [_] Mother [_] Son
    [_] Father [_] Daughter
    [_] Cousin [_] Pet

    Number of children living in household: ___
    Number of children living in shed: ___
    Number of children that are yours: ___

    Mother's Name: _______________________
    Father's Name: _______________________

    Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
    If you obtained a higher education what was your
    major?
    [_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade

    Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

    Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
    ___ Total number of vehicles you own
    ___ Number of vehicles that still crank
    ___ Number of vehicles in front yard
    ___ Number of vehicles in back yard
    ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

    Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you
    are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)

    Firearms you own and where you keep them:
    ____ truck ____ kitchen
    ____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse
    ____ shed ____ pawnshop

    Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_

    Do you have a gun rack?
    [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:

    Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
    [_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
    [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
    [_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters

    ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
    ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
    ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

    How often do you bathe:
    [_] Weekly
    [_] Monthly
    [_] Not Applicable

    How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___
    Color of teeth:
    [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
    [_] Brown [_] Black
    [_] N/A

    Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
    [_] Red-Man [_] Skoal

    How far is your home from a paved road?
    [_] 1 mile
    [_] 2 miles
    [_] don't know

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    919
    good one !!
    You don't have to ASK

    What I'm Against...

    If you know what

    I'm For...

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