FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
NUMBER 5: "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
NUMBER 4: "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the
time-management course you sent me to."
NUMBER 3: "Whew! 'Guess I left the top off the White-out. You
probably got here just in time!"
NUMBER 2: "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you
put your ear down real close?"
And the NUMBER 1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at
(Raising your head slowly) "... In Jesus' name, Amen."