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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Hell Hole Swamp
    Ever wonder what goes on at some of the car forums...

    Bentley Forums
    - - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

    Camaro/Firebird Forums
    - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
    ---The mullet is out of style?
    ---With 20,000 miles on it, I am burning more oil than what it is leaking, but it is still faster than a Mustang.

    Mustang forums
    - - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
    --- Why I spent $45,000 modifying a $5 ,000 Ford!

    Lincoln forum
    --- What do you mean I paid an extra $15,000 for a Crown Victoria with a Lincoln emblem on it?
    --- Need Advice: I went to trade in my 1 year old Lincoln today. I bought it for $55,000 and they are giving me $19,500. That will make me $27,000 upside down from what I owe. It only has 12,000 miles on it, what should I do?
    --- What ever happened to the "scented body bag in the trunk" option?

    Monte Carlo forums
    - - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
    ---Will 26 inch rims fit?

    Civic forums
    - - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
    --- How my ETs dropped after an engine swap with my lawnmower ?

    Mitsubishi Eclipse forum
    ---Why didn't the performance stickers lower my ETs?
    ---This new 6ft wing really helps my grip!

    VW Bug forum
    - - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
    ---What is there an picture of an engine flashing on my dashboard?

    Yugo Forum
    - - - When's the last time yours ran?

    Lamborghini forum
    - - - Wind noise around 210MPH
    ---Ahhhhh, $200 for an oil change, $4,000 for brakes!!!! (attached receipts)

    Miata forums
    - - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

    Chevy Tahoe forum
    - - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

    Pontiac Fiero forum
    - - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

    Lexus E300 - 330 forum
    --- 200 reasons why it is not a Toyota Camry

    BMW 7-series forum
    - - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

    Cadillac forum
    - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.
    --- Brought my 2004 Cadillac back to the dealership for the 5th time. How does the Lemon Law work again? I think I apply. Never buying another GM.
    --- AHHH - what do you mean my new Caddy will lose 1/2 its value within 6 months?

    Chevy Suburban Forum
    - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

    Buick Forum
    - - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

    Delorean forum
    - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

    Crown Victoria forum
    - - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

    Honda Accord forum
    - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

    Hyundia forum
    ---What is a throw away car?

    Toyota Echo forum
    - - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

    The 350Z forum:
    --- Why do other imports keep spanking me at red lights?
    --- 10 reasons why the 350Z is the most elegant car on the road.

    Ferrari forums
    - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

    Porsche forums
    - - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

    Saturn forums
    - - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

    Jaguar forum
    - - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
    ---What do you mean this car is a Ford?

    Mercedes forum
    - - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court.
    How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?
    ---What do you mean it is a Chrysler? What is a Chyrsler?

    Mini forum
    - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

    Dodge Viper forum
    - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

    McLaren F1 forum
    - - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

    Saab forum
    ---Where do the skiis fit?

    Dodge Minivan forum
    - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?
    ---Honey, I beat another punk kid in an import today... I still have go it...

    Hummer forum
    - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

    Fiat forum
    - - -Hello? Am I the only member?

    Subaru WRX forum
    - - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

    Chevy pickup forum
    - - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

    SRT Forums
    --- "Will this void my warranty"

    RX7 Forums
    - - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

    DSM Forums
    - - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

    Supra Forums
    - - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

    Vette Forums
    - - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?
    ---Burning a quart of oil every 1,000 miles is normal oil consumption?

    Ford 2.3 forums
    - - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Those are all funny except the Camaro one. Those are true problems that Camaro owners are faced with on a daily bases.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Originally posted by swampfox

    Civic forums
    --- How my ETs dropped after an engine swap with my lawnmower?
    That's funny. I have a '91 CRX I bought in '94. I did some minor upgrades... exhaust, header, air intake. One day, at my old job working in tool and die, this one guy came through my department, handed me this sticker and said "I think this fell off your car" said Lawnboy.
    Get back to work.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Olean, NY
    chevy express forum
    ---tuy100 pressure switch not making....
    Guinness for strength

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Si Vis Pacem Parabellum
    I`m a proud owner of a Subaru WRX and sure its fun when the snow comes around. I`ve done mods like a 3 inch straight pipe from turbo(catless)to muffler and engine managment(ECU reflash).
    Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Orange County N.Y.
    Originally posted by mattm
    Those are all funny except the Camaro one. Those are true problems that Camaro owners are faced with on a daily bases.
    Own a Mustang do ya? Just kiddin'

    Yes, this was certainly correct when I was growing up, well some of it anyway. Now the Mustang is the supreme ruler of the mullet heads since the Cam/Birds are gone.

    I own one of each (Camaro/Firebird/Mustang), just to show that I'm not discriminating one against the other. I too was once of the mullet society, I still act like a kid but now I know to do it only at sanctioned events.


  7. #7
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Originally posted by rscamaro
    Own a Mustang do ya? Just kiddin'
    79' Z28. True Redneck mobile. I've got Ford guys on both sides of me and across the street.

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Orange County N.Y.
    [QUOTE]Originally posted by mattm

    79' Z28. True Redneck mobile. I've got Ford guys on both sides of me and across the street.
    Does that mean that you're running around with aluminum slots and biasply tires that stick out of the wheel wells? Do you have Thrush, B&M, Skyjacker, Holley, and assorted other stickers on the rear window? Is it primer black, grey , or red?

    I had a 78' that at one time or another had all of the above on it as well as some CalCustom Specials (Caldor) stuck to or hung from the headliner. Now I have a 68' I'm restomodding, an 88' Firebird Formula, and a 00' GT Mustang convertable as a daily driver.


  9. #9
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Orange County CA

  10. #10
    Join Date
    May 2000
    Colorado flatland native

    Chevy Duramax Forum.

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    Walter Matthau

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