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Thread: cowboy in a gay bar
03-23-2005, 08:49 AM #1
COWBOY IN A GAY BAR
A cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar.
"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a
drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the
cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?" The cowboy
says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink.
"The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy.
Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' that guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.'
"The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the
Cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping
On a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The
man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The
thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" the fella proudly
replies, "'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two
fella's on his right who just happens to be sharing a
fruity Margarita and says,So, what do you guys call
yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because "Quality is Job One." "Then
he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy next
to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!' "And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The
name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!