I'd use my model 1911 45 and fill him full of holes. For one thing, loss of testicles and a foot, might bleed to death anyways, but if i lived might as well sing soprano.
Dice
Did you here about the chimp that chewed the testicles off a man in California, now as this chimp has got your testies in his mouth do you pull the 9mm out and put one in his head, make sure you spread your legs apart so you dont shoot your self in the foot, but then again the dam chimp chewed his foot off to, or grab that thing with both hands and chock it till it spits out everything that is rightfully yours
True story happen 3/4/05 in Havilah Calif.
I'd use my model 1911 45 and fill him full of holes. For one thing, loss of testicles and a foot, might bleed to death anyways, but if i lived might as well sing soprano.
Why did the guy have his testicles in the chimps mouth in the first place, if you don't know check with Dice i'm sure he will know. Also I hope the guy at least reciprocated and chewed the chimps nuts off. Geez I didn't realize thats what monkey love was all about. The guy should put his little buddies in a jar and give them a rub for good luck every time he leaves the house from now on.
"Nothing else can poison our culture, corrupt our society or ruin the character of our people like unearned money or unearned opportunity." -- James R. Cook
"Fooling around with alternating current is just a waste of time. Nobody will use it, ever." Thomas Edison, 1889.
jtricor
Is this for real? Do you have a link to the story?
Yes it is
Look here for full story
http://www.kron4.com/global/story.asp?s=3032021
or just go to google, Man gets testicles bit off by chimp.
In the full story it sounds like there were 2 or 3 attacking him, its hard for me to belive that no one was helping this poor guy when all this was going on, it sounds like it took some time for all this to take place.
You just need to read it for yourself
[Edited by jtricor on 03-18-2005 at 04:52 PM]
Do you think they might have trained at " Neverland Ranch?"
Used a 45 caliber.
why don't they just feed the monkeys????
FILL OUT YOUR PROFILE!!
They did but the chimps like salty nuts better.Originally posted by tinner73
why don't they just feed the monkeys????
"Nothing else can poison our culture, corrupt our society or ruin the character of our people like unearned money or unearned opportunity." -- James R. Cook
"Fooling around with alternating current is just a waste of time. Nobody will use it, ever." Thomas Edison, 1889.
Sounds like they were prepared for any nutty situations.Originally posted by rob10
Used a 45 caliber.
"Nothing else can poison our culture, corrupt our society or ruin the character of our people like unearned money or unearned opportunity." -- James R. Cook
"Fooling around with alternating current is just a waste of time. Nobody will use it, ever." Thomas Edison, 1889.
The other chimps were pissed off that they had no birthday cake like Moe did...
Ok Ok, if you have it, in that situation then use it, blow the freaking monkey's brains out, but do it humanely.