I always liked this one

[gsxrsquid]

A man calls home at lunch and his 4 year old daughter answers.
"Hi honey, where is mommy? he asks
"Upstairs with uncle Bob" she replies
"What are they doing he asks"
"They are wrestling in bed without any clothes on" she says.
He thinks for a minute and tells her. "Honey go up and tell mommy that daddy came home for lunch and just pulled into the driveway. Then come back and tell me what she said"
He hears the phone set down and there is a long period of silence and then he can hear the hysterical crying of the little girl getting closer and closer to the phone.
"Daddy! daddy! I told her like you said. she jumped out of the window and landed on the sidewalk. she is all bloody and isn't moving.!"
"What about uncle Bob" he asked?
He jumped out of the window too and now he is just floating in the swimmng pool and not moving!" she responded
There was a pause and he asked........................






























Swimming pool? is this 247-1848?.......................................

[freezon]

damn that's funny

[sprmktrefertech]

LMAO

[mikey 475]

NICE