paul and fred are at a bar drinking when a lady walks in,
fred say's to paul hey man she's a sharped dressed lady,very pretty,
and no signs of money trouble whats she doing here?
paul then approches the woman to introduce him self, before he can speak the woman takes his hand and tells him " sweetheart ill screw anybody,anytime,anyplace,all i need to know is your place or mine".
paul asks the woman " which law firm do you work for?"
Ouch!!!!! makes me think of the one....... How do you tell the difference between a dead skunk laying in the middle of the road and a dead lawyer laying in the middle of the road!!
Originally Posted by gastechproSC
Skid marks by the skunk!!!
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
Do you know what they call 50 sky diving lawyers?
SKEET ! ! !
Those who dance, appear insane to those who do not hear the music.
Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.
....a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with two empty seats?
A crying shame.