JANUARY - Happy new year to me. Took scarf back to store - was too tight.
FEBRUARY - Bummer of a month. Got fired from job at pharmacy for failure to print labels on medicine bottles. Well - DUH!!!! - the bottles wouldn't fit in the typewriter.
MARCH - Exciting month. Finished a jig saw puzzle in 6 months. The box said "2 - 4 years".
APRIL - Scary month. Was trapped on an escalator for hours. The power went out.
MAY - Frustrating month. Tried to make Kool-Aid from scratch. 8 cups of water just will not fit into those little packets.
JUNE - Adventurous month. Tried to water ski - gave up - couldn't find a lake with a slope.
JULY - Defeated month. Lost breast stroke swimming competition - then found out the other swimmers cheated by using their arms.
AUGUST - Wet month. ! Got locked out of my car during a rain storm. Inside of car was ruined because top was down.
SEPTEMBER - Dumb month. Lost a TV quiz show. The capitol of California is "C", isn't it?
OCTOBER - Hate M&M's . .they are so hard to peel.
NOVEMBER - Bad food month. Cooked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Was very dry - don't know what went wrong - instructions said "1 hour per pound" and I weigh 108.
DECEMBER - Accident month. Cut finger bad - couldn't call 911 - DUH!!!! - there is no "11" on the phone.