A Man's Holiday
Every 14th of February on Valentines day, guys everywhere get the chance to display their fondness for their wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secretly... guys feel so left out. That's right... they feel left out!
There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole, are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why this new holiday has been created...
March 20th is now officially "Steak & Bl*wjob Day!" Simple, effective and self-explanatory... This holiday has been created so ladies can have a day to show their men just how much they love them!!
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town... the name of the holiday explains it all... just a "Steak and a BJ Day!!" That's it!
This twin pairing of "Valentine's Day and Steak & Bl*wjob Day" will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder on February 14th to ensure a much more memorable day on March 20th!
It's like a perpetual love machine for both sexes, the amount of effort put forth on one day in turn will determine what is returned on the following.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea...it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, pass this on to everyone you know and help bring holiday equality to this crazy world.
Men and Women all over will be glad you did!!