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Thread: A Man's Holiday

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    A Man's Holiday

    Every 14th of February on Valentines day, guys everywhere get the chance to display their fondness for their wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

    Secretly... guys feel so left out. That's right... they feel left out!
    There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole, are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why this new holiday has been created...

    March 20th is now officially "Steak & Bl*wjob Day!" Simple, effective and self-explanatory... This holiday has been created so ladies can have a day to show their men just how much they love them!!

    No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town... the name of the holiday explains it all... just a "Steak and a BJ Day!!" That's it!

    This twin pairing of "Valentine's Day and Steak & Bl*wjob Day" will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder on February 14th to ensure a much more memorable day on March 20th!

    It's like a perpetual love machine for both sexes, the amount of effort put forth on one day in turn will determine what is returned on the following.

    The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea...it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, pass this on to everyone you know and help bring holiday equality to this crazy world.

    Men and Women all over will be glad you did!!






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    sounds great but for next year if you change the date to feb 10th or so i bet valentines day would be better for the ladies.

    most of us guys have a short term memory and you dont want to have to

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    Just stay with one woman for more then 25 years and valentines day will be just like any other day.No big deal.

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    Originally posted by simpleman
    Just stay with one woman for more then 25 years and valentines day will be just like any other day.No big deal.
    WHAT???????
    Old snipes don't die they just loose their steam

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    Get Hallmark behind it, they love to make up holidays just to sell cards, that one sounds more legit than some of them.
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    What's the steak for?

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    The steak? To put over your eye after you go to her to collect the other part of our new special mans holiday gift. In fact, I'm going to tell the wife about this right away, and then I'll take a few days sick leave to let the swelling go down in my head. Thats the only way I can get time off these days.

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    She said it should be in the fall when the grass really needs it.
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