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  1. #1
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    This guy is trying to sell a piece of firewood on EBay. Check out the price, I think I may have found a way to retire early.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...e=STRK:MEWA:IT


    Nice picture of the product.

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    If someone would spend a zillion dollars on a grilled cheese sandwich because they think they see Gods face in it, they will buy that log too.
    Who knows, maybe it was part of Abe Lincolns house?
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    I emailed the seller to ask if the log was guaranteed to burn. He replied with "It will burn with the light of a thousand suns, and the warmth of a blanket." I think he has a bright future in sales.

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    Ask him if he will throw in the leaf in the second picture - dont know about you but it is a pretty fine looking leaf.

  5. #5
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    I think the leaf would probably be extra shipping.

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    That shoe looks familiar - Don are you selling lumber from that cabin of yours?? At least you got a new pair of shoes.

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    Maybe the sidewalk is included?

  8. #8
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    Originally posted by Boiling Point
    Ask him if he will throw in the leaf in the second picture - dont know about you but it is a pretty fine looking leaf.

    ....Oak would be my guess.

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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by benncool
    ....Oak would be my guess.
    Yeah - and aint she a beautie - just need to wash off the bird crap and she's ready to go.

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    This guy does not know how to market. Take a look at this log people. Take a good look.

    He needs to be selling this as, “Get two logs for the price of one, which is guaranteed to burn twice as long, giving you twice the comfort”

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    You guys are funny!!

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    I think he thinks

    it looks like the bottom of a torso. And theres a little hole thingy at the confluence of the legs. Course it runs the wrong direction.
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  13. #13
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    Look at this guy's feedback. His only other feedback was a ring he sold. One guy asked him a question about this ring being gold. This seller said "unfortunatly i dont have the materials to make it in gold unless you were willing to send me the gold and some gold solder".

    LMFAO!
    Get back to work.™

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