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  1. #1
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    Being in the AC business, you gotta love the first one....



    Headlines from the year 2029

    Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.



    Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.



    Baby conceived naturally . scientists stumped.



    Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.



    Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).



    Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.



    France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.



    Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.



    George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.



    Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.



    85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.



    Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.



    Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. (hey! I just sent it. I didn't write it!)



    Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.



    Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.



    Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.



    New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.



    Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.



    Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.



    IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.



    Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.


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    cfc-8912345 (the refrigerant of the future)

    LP fuel climbs to $633 a gallon

    Natural Gas climbs to $544 a therm

    Electric climbs to .22 a KWH


  3. #3
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    France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.



    lol, thats funny
    If I know I'm going Crazy,I must not be Insane

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    Politicians are required to wear Masks to work, just like the outlaws they are.
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    "Never let success go to your head, and never let failure go to your heart". - Unknown

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    France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.



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