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  1. #14
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    Originally posted by Diceman


    Hospital charges for a normal birth, $6,789
    Cost to feed your kid till he hits 18, $89,987
    Cars, insurance, clothes, I-pods and Play Station 1 & 2, $65,000
    College education, $120,000

    Teaching you kid to pee in you van door......priceless.
    Thanks for the laugh,I needed that today.

  2. #15
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    Together we grow.
    Lets not grow apart.

    Don't wait to come see me at my funeral.



  3. #16
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    how about
    treat your kids right they choose your retirement home

  4. #17
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    Thank you for being a dad.
    A Diamond is just a piece of coal, that made good under pressure!

  5. #18
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    Real men are Fathers.

    Fatherhood is so much more than having a baby.

    Children are for life, fatherhood is for life.

    Your children reflect your parenting abilities

    Your children are a reflection of your parenting abilities.

    Fathers are needed to parent their childern as well

    Children need their fathers to parent them too.

    Good fathers are in demand

    Good fathers grow into their role one day at a time

    whew I out did my self there hope this helps
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    Gonads serve a useful purpose but are no substitute for brains

  6. #19
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    Originally posted by Diceman
    Teaching you kid to pee in you van door......priceless.
    He will never live that one down.

  7. #20
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    It was just a dream guys......geeeze
    "And remember my sentimental friend......that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others" - Wizard of Oz.

  8. #21
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    "Can I borrow the car, dad?"

    "Jeez, is it that time in life already?"
    Teach the apprentices right... and learn from their questions and ideas.

  9. #22
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    Originally posted by ricm
    "Can I borrow the car, dad?"

    "Jeez, is it that time in life already?"
    My youngest gets his driver's license next week.
    I don't regret a moment spent with him in the woods, or on the water, or "rasslin'" on the den floor.

    My brother lost his only son last year.
    He was 20.
    It was a shock to all of us.
    Here one day, gone the next.

    Sit up and pay attention.

    Your kids need you, dad.

  10. #23
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    Like Father-Like Son

    I have always been Father and will always be Father..
    Ephesians 3:14-15

    So it is written so shall it be done..
    "Everyday above ground, is a good day".
    "But everyday that you have made a difference in someones life, may insure you stay above ground a little longer".<aircooled>

  11. #24
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    Originally posted by aircooled53

    I have always been Father and will always be Father..
    Ephesians 3:14-15
    That is absolutely beautiful.

    God's word as a model for those created after His own image.

    It worked then.
    It still works today.

  12. #25
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    how about
    "Get the Hell away from my tools!"
    FILL OUT YOUR PROFILE!!

  13. #26
    You'll poke your eye out.
    Hey cockroach, don't bug me! ©

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    Bring Em Home....

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