Another post reminded me of this one.
Two truckers are driving out in the middle of knowhere when the shotgun rider say's "Hey, I gotta take a crap".
The driver say's "cant you hold it?"
"No...I gotta go baaad"
The driver pulls over the the shotgun rider races off to the side of the road in a small culvert.
A few minutes later the guy hollers back up to the truck "hey...you got any piece of paper?"
Driver: "No, aint got no paper in here....aint you got a dollar?"
Shotgun rider: "Yeah"
Driver: "well use that!"
A few minutes later the guy comes up out of the culvert with crap all over his hand, arm and pants.
Driver: "OMG...what happened to you?"
Shotgun rider: "Hey...you ever tried and wipe your a$$ with 3 quarters two dimes and a nickle?"
If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what will never be. (Thomas Jefferson 1816)