Did you know

[oroy54]

That you can not call a employee "Hand" anymore. Hey "Hand" is out, don't say that, it may get you in trouble. New stuff I heard at the plant.

[vmc1161]

Can I still call my sex partner by that name, geez I sure hope so!

[mattm]

Can you still say "Rosey Palmer and her 5 sisters"?

[oroy54]

A friend of mine, and it was not me. His wife asked him "What do I do if I catch the little boy... j**king off ?" He told her, don't worry about that, worry about what you will do when he catches me j**king off". You can't call someone "Hand" anymore. Things have changed. You can't scold an employee anymore. Bless their heart. Roy

[mattm]

Must be a Texas thing cause we don't call people hand up here. Only time I've heard it is like "farm hand". Give an example of how it would be used offensively.

[tonys]

...I heard Michael Jackson likes to use his hand, regularly.

And, that may well be his prison nickname.
i.e. Mike 'Hands' Jacko

[Diceman]

So I can't ask my helper to give me a hand?

[harv]

Hand up that wrench please!
I had a Hand in that!
Can you give me a Hand with that?
Your right Handy with that!
Are those your Hand prints?
Get your own Hand creme!
Thats one of my Hands.
It takes two Hands to handle a whopper.
Take your Hands out of your pockets, real slow.
Put your Hands up!
I need some time off!!!!

[Diceman]

Handywipes, hand job, handyman, hand it over, handout, hands off, handcuffs, hand warmers & hands free.

[oroy54]

The bosses would say, "Take your "hands" go down there and clean up that mess." Or hey, "Hand" help me over here. It's a title. I saw once very religious man was in charge of a crew. His boss said, You and your disciples go down there and clean up that mess. Pretty sorry, that Man was my dad.

[John Walker]

Is that how John Handcock got his name?

[oroy54]

Now that was funny!

[spotts]

"One hand washes t' other"