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    That you can not call a employee "Hand" anymore. Hey "Hand" is out, don't say that, it may get you in trouble. New stuff I heard at the plant.

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    Can I still call my sex partner by that name, geez I sure hope so!
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    Can you still say "Rosey Palmer and her 5 sisters"?


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    Hey come on this is serious!

    A friend of mine, and it was not me. His wife asked him "What do I do if I catch the little boy... j**king off ?" He told her, don't worry about that, worry about what you will do when he catches me j**king off". You can't call someone "Hand" anymore. Things have changed. You can't scold an employee anymore. Bless their heart. Roy

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    Must be a Texas thing cause we don't call people hand up here. Only time I've heard it is like "farm hand". Give an example of how it would be used offensively.

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    ...I heard Michael Jackson likes to use his hand, regularly.

    And, that may well be his prison nickname.
    i.e. Mike 'Hands' Jacko

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    So I can't ask my helper to give me a hand?
    Hey cockroach, don't bug me!

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    Hand up that wrench please!
    I had a Hand in that!
    Can you give me a Hand with that?
    Your right Handy with that!
    Are those your Hand prints?
    Get your own Hand creme!
    Thats one of my Hands.
    It takes two Hands to handle a whopper.
    Take your Hands out of your pockets, real slow.
    Put your Hands up!
    I need some time off!!!!

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    Handywipes, hand job, handyman, hand it over, handout, hands off, handcuffs, hand warmers & hands free.
    Hey cockroach, don't bug me!

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    Bring Em Home....

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    Maybe a Texas Thing

    The bosses would say, "Take your "hands" go down there and clean up that mess." Or hey, "Hand" help me over here. It's a title. I saw once very religious man was in charge of a crew. His boss said, You and your disciples go down there and clean up that mess. Pretty sorry, that Man was my dad.

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    Is that how John Handcock got his name?

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    John Handcock!

    Now that was funny!

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    And like Andy Griffith says......

    "One hand washes t' other"
    My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
    Walter Matthau

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