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    Some things you just can't explain





    A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar slowly getting drunk.

    A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this
    beautiful day getting drunk?

    "The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."

    "So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asked.

    The farmer then decides to try and answer, "Well if you must know, today I was
    gitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took

    her left leg and kicked it over."

    That's not so bad, what's the big deal?"

    The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."

    "Try me" the man says.

    The farmer relenting, continued "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on
    the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I
    got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over."

    "Ok so 2 buckets of milk spilled. That still isn't that bad."

    The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."

    "So, what did you do then?" the man asked, intrigued.

    "I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right. I sat back down and
    continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid
    cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."

    "Wow, you must have been pretty upset!" but that's no reason to just sit here
    getting all depressed."

    The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."

    "So then what else did you do?" the man asked again. "

    Well I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the
    rafter.

    That's when my pants fell down and my wife walked in.

    "Like I said! Some things you just can't explain."

    I'm not tolerating Political Correctness anymore, from now on it's tell it like it is.

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