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02-18-2005, 09:35 AM #1
an audit once. I had just started my business, keeping books myself. Then going through a nasty divorce, my ex called to turn me in to the IRS. I was fined $5000. She had to pay her half, $2500. She was P.O'ed about that! The guy was a real jerk!......Now fast forward in to time. I'm re-married, getting back $9500 this year. It's all legit CPA and all. I told you guys that I am having trouble believing all these good thing are starting to happen, after all of the crap that I have been through. At least there are two good looking girls that will go to jail with me. My wife and the CPA, she is not bad looking either. The CPA has big Boobs! I hope my wife doesn't read this! Roy
[Edited by oroy54 on 02-18-2005 at 09:43 AM]
02-18-2005, 10:15 AM #2
that's great news. with $9500 you can do something with that kind of money. like get your wife boobs that are bigger than your CPA's. or maybe a blue 1973 Duster. or the Duster and one boob.......i don't know.FILL OUT YOUR PROFILE!!
02-18-2005, 10:33 AM #3
You know you do have a "Point". Nothing has to match, we see it all the time. But it is cool to have a red head wife that has the carpet and the drapes match! My wife is 48. Her boobs are not real big but they are still perky! She will dance on the coffee table for me!
02-18-2005, 10:44 AM #4She had to pay her half, $2500. She was P.O'ed
02-18-2005, 10:48 AM #5
02-18-2005, 11:05 AM #6
Yes, boobs, boobies, titties. The wife say's their breasts! I say that they are titties! Yeah!!!
02-18-2005, 11:12 AM #7
On a serious note, I got custody of my children, raised them all. Roy
02-18-2005, 11:39 AM #8
Back during the early '90's---"The Great Depression". Money was really tight. The State came in and did an audit of the Sales Tax. Beaned us for $4,000. I had to lend the company the money from my personal savings in order to avoid interest and penalties. The dirty bastards!
But that weekend I won $6,500. in a charity drawing.
That's why I never worry about money. As long as you have your health things have a way of working out.ESSAYONS
02-18-2005, 12:18 PM #9
You have been living right!
02-18-2005, 06:53 PM #10Professional Member*
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Re: TinnerOriginally posted by oroy54
. Her boobs are not real big but they are still perky! She will dance on the coffee table for me!
I have a coffee table!"Nothing else can poison our culture, corrupt our society or ruin the character of our people like unearned money or unearned opportunity." -- James R. Cook
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02-18-2005, 10:24 PM #11Professional Member
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I have nudies of the wife on a coffee table,
02-18-2005, 10:41 PM #12
I'll show you mine if you will show me yours!!