What did you get your main squeeze for Valantines Day?

[oroy54]

Me nothing. I planned to go to Dillards to get her a "Red Nightie" that will barely cover her butt. I got called to work. So I got a bar of soap, and wrote on the bathroom mirrow, a big heart, with an arrow, and wrote " Happy Valantines Day, Love Roy And it Worked. She saw it and said " Do you want a little summping, summping, before you go to work? " Hell yeah! That rumble was somthing to write home about! When I tried to get out of the bed, I felt like a newborn calf trying to stand up.

[framehvac]

You the man!

[bb]

That's pretty good for not getting her anything !

Be carefull or you'll shoot her eye out !

[oroy54]

until BC1 relaxes this post. Then I hope you will help me post some pictures. Roy

[framehvac]

until BC1 relaxes this post. Then I hope you will help me post some pictures. Roy


Porn,Porn & Porn

[oroy54]

I like you, your just like me. Maybe a bit bolder. It's a wonder that my wife likes me. I haven't seen a porno in 3 years, The wife gives me all I can stand. But I do not want porno on this site. Titties, yes, we all like titties. The women call them breasts, well ok, to me there titties! WOO!WOO!!!

[framehvac]

Their will be no porn.But a lot of nude women.

[hospitalacguy]

I got her a bunch of roses, a teddy bear, a bracelet and a card. Went out to Outback, and through it all i never got any. She has the sex drive of a rock, in laymans terms, NONE. Oh well, such is life. LOL...

[markco]

Originally posted by oroy54
Me nothing. I planned to go to Dillards to get her a "Red Nightie" that will barely cover her butt.

Make sure to get the one with the fur-lined hem. Wouldn't want the back of your neck to get cold!

[Edited by markco on 02-15-2005 at 01:30 PM]

[bigbird]

I got mine a new sawsall......

[gruntly]

I got five (count'em, five) kids. I've had WAAAYYYYY to many valentines already...

[clydemule]

Homemade breakfast burrito in bed.

[RoBoTeq]

Being thousands of miles away in another country I got off lucky and still got points. I asked my son to pick up something and drop it off at her house.

After she got home from work and found the surprize she called me to say how I had made her day. She also mentioned how creatively romantic my son was with the card that read; "For Lisa, From Byrd". "Byrd" is just another nickname yours truly has used for years.

[oroy54]

St. Valentine's day is a Pagan yearly event and practice. I asked a friend that is Hebrew or something what he got for his wife. He said, Roses and chocolate candy. I said, I thought you didn't (got it right this time!) believe in the pagan rituals. He said I don't, but my wife does! Hey Robo, Your son did very well! It's all about the bugger. Roy