Being as it is Kiss Day, I took the War Department out to a local restuarant for dinner. Next to us was a young couple all dolled up. He in shirt and tie. She is a major cleavage showing evening gound.
After they finished thier dinner the guy hands the camcorder to the waitress. He gets down on one knee right there in the eatery and pops the question to the babe he was with.
My old lady is slobbering all over herself, tears running down. I'm thinking and looking at the guy,"WTF are you doing??"
That's the story. Happy freaking Valentines day to the rest of you suckers.
This is the holiday when everyone should say 'bah humbug'.