Bumper Stickers?

[otto]

I would put one on my truck.

[framehvac]

The best one I have seen was.

Went crazy be back later

[otto]

My favorite is Visualize Whirrled Peas

But I meant bumper sticker for this site

"Visit me on http://www.HVAC-talk.com

[control_noob]

Horn broken, watch for finger.

[air of honesty]

I mentally 'collect' offbeat and clever bumper stickers. Always wanted to try printing my own line...

Current favorite: Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

That I could relate to

[usaf hvac retired]

If only I were rich ...Instead of Well Hung

[jrbenny]

Originally posted by usaf hvac retired
If only I were rich ...Instead of Well Hung

Warning: Hallucinating Dope Head at Wheel

[chucko615]

"No I'm not a soccer mom, but I can still kick your ass". My son thought of that one, after we brought a mini-van.

[dragonfyre]

Stop Road Rage B4 It Happens-Get the Hell Out Of My Way

[billygoat22]

Ther local Mexican restaurant has one "I've 'bean' to XX XXXXX". After doing some work there I got one and changed it to read "I've HVAC'd XX XXXXX"

Would you drive any better with that phone up your ---?
Gone crazy, be back in 5 minutes
GRITS- girls raised in the South
Protected by a bulldog with Aids
drive it like you stole it
Welcome to the South, now go home
If you're headed North, you're going the right direction


[Edited by billygoat22 on 02-11-2005 at 10:10 PM]

[btexpress]

I do the same thing that Air does (think of my own); the two that come to mind are:

Use your BLINKING turn signal!
and
Sometime you just need to stop and smell the exhaust!

[rubobornot]

"Gravity,It's not just a good Idea,It"s the law"

[wasp]

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

If you oppose logging, try using plastic toilet paper.

Guns don't kill people, postal workers do!

Don't like the way I drive? Dial 1800eats---t!

[billva]

"don't laugh mister, your daughter may be in here"

on a piece of crap van that i used to have 20 yrs. ago.

[sprintmj19]

"Your kid's an honor roll student, but you're a moron"

"My C student can kick your honor roll students' ass"

[The Penguin]

Canadians say eh! because its better than saying Huh!

[indian]

Why sould I use my turn signal? You would only try to cut me off!

I Love Cat's! Dead Ones!

[ozone drone]

"My kid is a model prisoner at the state pen"

"Illiterate? Write for free help"

[ozone drone]

Originally posted by indian
Why sould I use my turn signal? You would only try to cut me off!

I Love Cat's! Dead Ones!

Excuse me Mr. Indian. We here at HVAC-Talk are a sensitive, politically correct collection of caring individuals. We've taken a vote and it's been decided that your screen name may be somewhat offensive (gasp!) to other Spiritual, Ecologically Friendly Native Americans who may visit our beloved site.

Therefore, we humbly request that you have your screen name changed to one of the following:

1. 1st American
2. Native American
3. 1st Holocost Survivor (Can't believe John Wayne missed)?
4. Anything really earthy,nature related, animal referenced.

We thank you for your co-operation and extend to you a belated welcome to our HVAC community...

Peace and Love
Ozone Drone
Politically Correct Enforcement Officer

P.S. Your signature line? ...."Cowboys come later"....some would consider that a good thing....We feel it would better reflect the moral superiority of the Native American race if "Cowboys shoot too quickly" was used instead.
P.S.S. Hope ya got a sense of humor ...my wife is half Cherokee.

[Edited by ozone drone on 02-12-2005 at 09:55 PM]