yo' mama is so fat, she can kick start a 747 plane
yo' mama so far her ass has its own Zipcode
yo' mama so fat she can hide shoplifted boots under her boobies (real)
yo' mama so fat when she goes to haul a$$, she has to make three trips
yo' mama so fat she has to use a paintball gun to do her toenails
yo' mama so fat she has more chin's than a Chinese phone book
yo' mama so fat the nurse had to roll her in flour to see where to insert the catheter (other more crude variations on the flour theme)
Keep the fire inside the fireplace.
Yo momma so fat, she throws dirt on herself to grow food.
Yo momma so old - the key on ben franklins kite was to her apartment.
Yo momma's afro is so big, people think her car windows are tinted.
your momma so fat her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
You momma's so fat, that when you slap her thigh, you gotta ride the wave.
ur mommas like a shotgun, every cock she blows . .
ur mommas so fat her belt size is equator
ur mommas like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the state
Your moma is so skinny she can hang glide from a Dorito.
10mm, because it's better than .45acp
ur mommas so stupid it took her an hour to make Minute Rice
she so fat when she died, they put her ashes in a 30 gallon drum.
questions asked, answers received, ignorance abated
she so fat, your family takes her to the beach, to sell shade.
She so fat, she jumped out of an airplane and got stuck half way down.
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Your Mom's so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side!
Your Mom's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Your Mom's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
yo momma so fat she sees a school bus go by and says stop that twinkie