she so fat, your family takes her to the beach, to sell shade.
She so fat, she jumped out of an airplane and got stuck half way down.
she so fat when she died, they put her ashes in a 30 gallon drum.
Col 3:23
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she so fat, your family takes her to the beach, to sell shade.
She so fat, she jumped out of an airplane and got stuck half way down.
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