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  1. #14
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    Aug 2004
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    S.E. Pa
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    Talking fat mama

    yo' mama is so fat, she can kick start a 747 plane

    yo' mama so far her ass has its own Zipcode

    yo' mama so fat she can hide shoplifted boots under her boobies (real)

    yo' mama so fat when she goes to haul a$$, she has to make three trips

    yo' mama so fat she has to use a paintball gun to do her toenails

    yo' mama so fat she has more chin's than a Chinese phone book

    yo' mama so fat the nurse had to roll her in flour to see where to insert the catheter (other more crude variations on the flour theme)

  2. #15
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    Jul 2008
    Location
    Poestenkill, NY
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    Yo momma so fat, she throws dirt on herself to grow food.

    Yo momma so old - the key on ben franklins kite was to her apartment.

    Yo momma's afro is so big, people think her car windows are tinted.

  3. #16
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    your momma so fat her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

  4. #17
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    Feb 2011
    Location
    Bellevue NE
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    You momma's so fat, that when you slap her thigh, you gotta ride the wave.

  5. #18
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    Feb 2006
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    USA
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    ur mommas like a shotgun, every cock she blows . .

    ur mommas so fat her belt size is equator

    ur mommas like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the state

  6. #19
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    Location
    Columbus Ohio
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    Your moma is so skinny she can hang glide from a Dorito.
    UA LU189

    10mm, because it's better than .45acp

  7. #20
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    Feb 2006
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    USA
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    ur mommas so stupid it took her an hour to make Minute Rice

  8. #21
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    Dec 2002
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    in a house, Appomattox, Va.
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    she so fat when she died, they put her ashes in a 30 gallon drum.
    Col 3:23


    questions asked, answers received, ignorance abated

  9. #22
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    Jan 2010
    Location
    The state of confusion
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    she so fat, your family takes her to the beach, to sell shade.

    She so fat, she jumped out of an airplane and got stuck half way down.
    "The problem with internet quotes, is that you can never be sure of their authenticity." ~ George Washington

  10. #23
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    Jun 2008
    Location
    Cincinnati, Ohio
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    Your Mom's so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side!

    Your Mom's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!

    Your Mom's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

  11. #24
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    Jan 2011
    Location
    Alpena AR
    Posts
    53
    yo momma so fat she sees a school bus go by and says stop that twinkie

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