Your Mothers so fat that she needs license plates for her shoes!
Your Mothers so fat that when she goes to a restaurant, instead of a menu, she asks for an estimate!
Your Mothers so fat, that her drivers license reads "picture continued on other side"!
Your mothers so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to the GYM is the door frame!
Your mother is so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin!
Your mothers so fat that her Facebook profile picture will have to be an aerial shot!
Your mothers so fat, she gets turned on reading a cook book!
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Your Mothers so fat, her bra size is 401K