"Verbal Wall of Shame!"

[jt47]

A few Quotes & Sayings you may have heard.
1-"I can't see it from my house"
2-"If I was payed more, I would work harder"
3-"What is a Micron guage?"
4-"Whats wrong with panning the studs?... the return
grill is oversized!"
5-"Why put a pan under the Air Handler?... it has a
secondary drain."
6-"Lets put the Condensate drain in the plumbing vent,
it will save time and pipe."
7-"What do you mean I'm out of oil, they just filled
the tank."
8-"Quick, my outdoor unit is on fire...smoke is everywhere!!!"
9-My Docter said " Hot Water Baseboard adds humidity
to my house."
10-"It's hard to start a trane" ( this one don't count)
This is only a few .....what have you heard or said?

[filterchanger]

The heat works at my house, or 2 million dollar house with a rusted 20 year old airhandler and you want me to restring the heat package at 4:00 when its 15 degrees outside

[Gunnery Sergeant Hartman]

Tail light warranty:
When you can't see my taillights, the warranty is up...

[amickracing]

Good enough for who it's for... very popular saying out of my mouth. Doesn't neccessarily mean I follow them words, but they are fun to say!

[ajscharper]

Never enough time to do the job right but always enough time to do it over!

[Toolpusher]

Try not to let the smoke out of the wires.
I cut it and cut it, but it's still to short.
When you have a flat, " just keep the flat side on top."

[ct2]

If you think Ive got extra parts on my truck now, just wait untill I am done with your house.


Said to a guy once that was over my shoulder every minute as I put a crankshaft in his olds 350 diesel engine.
He came in and found me working on someone elses toyota, and made the comment " how many of these parts are extra" so I told him to wait untill I was done with his car, then he would see extra parts.....needless to say, he wasnt amused but boy I sure was---got him off of my back to

[rushin]

just look below that says it all.

[mikemich]

Do your best,caulk the rest.

[x-pensivewino]

very funny!,off topic question about,..
"6-"Lets put the Condensate drain in the plumbing vent,
it will save time and pipe."

I'm a homeowner and I will have to check, but I think the installer of my system did just that,.,...what are the consequeces?,..if it is a serious problem, what angle do I take to convince him to correct
thanks in advance for the lists help,
Mike

[md master]

My cousin is a carpenter (a very good one too). He runs around the jobsight (now in this area EVERY home is pushing a million plus) sayin' "good enough for this shack". Or he'll yell out in his loudest, redneck vioce " perfect". So when the customer/homeowner/GC, or other tradesman ask "why did you say that?" he tells em "you gotta hollar perfect every now and then to let everyone know your doin a good job". He's busier then ever with work but sometimes he drives the customer (especially a new customer) up the wall. They all call him back though.

[md master]

Originally posted by BoltonNC
Tail light warranty:
When you can't see my taillights, the warranty is up...

How about an "outa sight warranty". When I'm outa sight the warranties over. (Just kidding of course)

[millerman]

No good deed goes unpunished!