"Verbal Wall of Shame!"

[Wild Leg]

Overheard at a construction site concerning a less-than-perfect cut on a 2x4...

"We ain't buildin' no piano. Nail it up!"

And, "Good enough for the girls we go with."

[badbatch]

looks good riding by on a bicycle

[btexpress]

The old Texas warranty.. If it breaks in half, you get to keep both pieces.