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  1. 01-26-2005, 10:08 AM #1
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    Thirteen Things PMS stands for:

    1. Pass My Shotgun
    2. Psychotic Mood Shift
    3. Perpetual Munching Spree
    4. Puffy Mid-Section
    5. People Make me Sick
    6. Provide Me with Sweets
    7. Pardon My Sobbing
    8. Pimples May Surface
    9. Pass My Sweatpants
    10. Pissy Mood Syndrome - yes!! My favorite one by far!
    11. Plainly; Men Suck
    12. Pack My Stuff
    13. Potential Murder Suspect
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  2. 01-26-2005, 11:08 AM #2
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    My wife said

    14. Putting up with Mens Sh!t.
    My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
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  3. 01-26-2005, 03:29 PM #3
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    Is it me or do Texas women deal with it better than the rest? I have never met a Texan who had the mood swings that other women have.
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  4. 01-26-2005, 08:28 PM #4
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    I always thought it meant powerful mechanical stud. At least thats what the girls in the lawyers offices always said.
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  5. 01-26-2005, 09:24 PM #5
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    My wife gave her sisiter a coffe cup that said "My greatest fear is that this isn't PMS, just my true personality!"

    In her case, most apt...
    "That's good enough..." usually isn't.
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  6. 01-27-2005, 05:41 AM #6
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    Originally posted by bootlen
    Is it me or do Texas women deal with it better than the rest? I have never met a Texan who had the mood swings that other women have.

    Yeah!! they're nuts ALL the time! Take my wife ...PLEASE!!


    16. Please....More Screamin

    [Edited by ozone drone on 01-27-2005 at 05:43 AM]
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  7. 01-27-2005, 04:09 PM #7
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    Originally posted by bootlen
    Is it me or do Texas women deal with it better than the rest? I have never met a Texan who had the mood swings that other women have.
    Must be the heat !
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  8. 01-27-2005, 04:51 PM #8
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    Men in texas are just house broke, so it makes the women seem better!! In mississippi the women can shot better than the men! I'm even afraid one may read this stuff by accident.

    17) pick-axe/ machette/ shovel...RUN!!!!!!
    18) pre-eminant/mystrious/scary
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  9. 01-27-2005, 05:26 PM #9
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    Smile bootlen

    I can tell when the wife starts out with the words "You never or You always". I will tell her she's starting and I Love you too! It does't help. She does pretty good if she stays away from her mother. My wife is a Texas redhead, no gripes. Never a dull moment with her. Hey I'm back down to 2 tooth brushes! Roy

    [Edited by oroy54 on 01-27-2005 at 05:28 PM]
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  10. 01-27-2005, 06:06 PM #10
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    19) pretty mean sucker.. you go Roy! you still got teeth?
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  11. 01-27-2005, 07:34 PM #11
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    Smile harv

    I still got some toofies of my own. Those store bought one's are expensive! I like noodles now.The wife has all hers, plus venom!
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  12. 01-28-2005, 07:09 AM #12
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    I recieve GMS each month

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