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    Little Johnny

    In class one day Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests.”
    Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it.

    “Well, said Mr. Johnson, I was looking over your test and the question was ‘who was our first president?’, and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put ‘George Washington,’ and so did you.”

    “So, everyone knows that he was the first president.”

    “Well, just wait a minute,” Said Mr. Johnson. “The next question was ‘Who freed the slaves?’ Mary put Abraham Lincoln and so did you.”

    “Well, I read the history book last night and I remembered that,” Said Johnny.

    “Wait, wait,” said Mr. Johnson. The next question was, ‘Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?’ Mary put ‘I don’t know,’ and you put, ‘Me neither’.”
    Do as I say, not as I do

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    “Now the freaks are on television, the freaks are in the movies. And it’s no longer the sideshow, it’s the whole show. The colorful circus and the clowns and the elephants, for all intents and purposes, are gone, and we’re dealing only with the freaks.” - Jonathan Winters

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    Bah! Bah!
    "Who am I? I'm the unsilent majority big mouth!" - (Paulie in Rocky 4)

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