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  1. 01-21-2005, 03:06 AM #1
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    Since there are so very many fieldpiece lovers here, I have composed a list of suggestions for them, to make your lives a whole lot cheaper.
    • UV leak detector head, so you don't need that pesky Spectronics kit.
    • Sawzall attachment.
    • Drill chuck.
    • Electronic match, to light pilots.
    • Vibrator, for those long, lonely rooftop calls.
    • Soot vac attachment, for oil burner cleanings.
    • Since you have the soot vac attachment, when you're done, unplug that, and plug in your combustion analyzer head!
    • Duct cleaning machine.
    • Clock. (I can't believe I even have to MENTION this one!)
    • PDA.
    • Gameboy.
    • GPS transmitter, so your boss can keep track of whether or not you're still moving after checking voltage, using the NCV feature, and thinking that the circuit is dead.
    • Cell phone, that automaticaly dials tech support upon hearing certain, er, "colorful" terms.
    • 911 auto-dial after thirty minutes of non-motion, following a voltage check using the NCV feature.
    • Alarm clock. (Set to make you wake up and smell the coffee.)
    • Rigid propress, for those of you that do plumbing.
    • Heater, to keep your hands warm.


    So, you just have your weekly paychecks sent right to fieldpiece, in a direct deposit, convenient manner.

    But don't worry, none of the above will work for very long.

    But if you're happy, so am I.
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  2. 01-21-2005, 03:23 AM #2
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    Dave, there was a rumor you had no imagination or sence of humor.

    After reading this thread of yours ... it proves them wrong.


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    We Love you!!!
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    What is snow? Is it that white stuff in a freezer?
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  4. 01-21-2005, 01:33 PM #4
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    Vibrator.......? now why would you have that in it. You would have to get it back from your wife every morning before you go to work. Besides that the batteries would always be dead.
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  5. 01-21-2005, 07:45 PM #5
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    Originally posted by condenseddave
    Since there are so very many fieldpiece lovers here, I have composed a list of suggestions for them, to make your lives a whole lot cheaper.
    • UV leak detector head, so you don't need that pesky Spectronics kit.
    • Sawzall attachment.
    • Drill chuck.
    • Electronic match, to light pilots.
    • Vibrator, for those long, lonely rooftop calls.
    • Soot vac attachment, for oil burner cleanings.
    • Since you have the soot vac attachment, when you're done, unplug that, and plug in your combustion analyzer head!
    • Duct cleaning machine.
    • Clock. (I can't believe I even have to MENTION this one!)
    • PDA.
    • Gameboy.
    • GPS transmitter, so your boss can keep track of whether or not you're still moving after checking voltage, using the NCV feature, and thinking that the circuit is dead.
    • Cell phone, that automaticaly dials tech support upon hearing certain, er, "colorful" terms.
    • 911 auto-dial after thirty minutes of non-motion, following a voltage check using the NCV feature.
    • Alarm clock. (Set to make you wake up and smell the coffee.)
    • Rigid propress, for those of you that do plumbing.
    • Heater, to keep your hands warm.


    So, you just have your weekly paychecks sent right to fieldpiece, in a direct deposit, convenient manner.

    But don't worry, none of the above will work for very long.

    But if you're happy, so am I.
    now that's some funny sheeeeeit
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  6. 01-21-2005, 07:52 PM #6
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    • Bobble head doll of a HVAC/R man
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  7. 01-21-2005, 07:53 PM #7
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    does that come with a "crack-butt" alarm? for both m/f user's?
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  8. 01-21-2005, 08:08 PM #8
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    I'll go ahead and forward your ideas to my Fieldpiece rep he is the district manager for the Ohio region. I know he will enjoy this Dave.
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  9. 01-21-2005, 08:24 PM #9
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    Dave you forgot the B.S. detector, for use on customers when it is time to pay the bill.
    A Diamond is just a piece of coal, that made good under pressure!
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  10. 01-22-2005, 12:22 AM #10
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    Originally posted by frozensolid
    Dave you forgot the B.S. detector, for use on customers when it is time to pay the bill.
    Now THAT, I would buy!
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    Originally posted by frozensolid
    Dave you forgot the B.S. detector, for use on customers when it is time to pay the bill.
    Customer: My wife has the checkbook, can we just mail you the payment?

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  12. 01-22-2005, 02:06 AM #12
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    And, how bout a drain blow out thing!

    R12 wrote two lines.
    "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers it can bribe the public with the public's own money.
    - Alexis de Toqueville, 1835
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  13. 01-22-2005, 02:18 AM #13
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    LMAO

    How about a "tazer" attachment, for those long drives when your helper falls asleep in the truck.
    Sometimes when I consider what tremendous consequences come from little things, I am tempted to think there are no little things!
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