Since there are so very many fieldpiece lovers here, I have composed a list of suggestions for them, to make your lives a whole lot cheaper.
UV leak detector head, so you don't need that pesky Spectronics kit.
Sawzall attachment.
Drill chuck.
Electronic match, to light pilots.
Vibrator, for those long, lonely rooftop calls.
Soot vac attachment, for oil burner cleanings.
Since you have the soot vac attachment, when you're done, unplug that, and plug in your combustion analyzer head!
Duct cleaning machine.
Clock. (I can't believe I even have to MENTION this one!)
PDA.
Gameboy.
GPS transmitter, so your boss can keep track of whether or not you're still moving after checking voltage, using the NCV feature, and thinking that the circuit is dead.
Cell phone, that automaticaly dials tech support upon hearing certain, er, "colorful" terms.
911 auto-dial after thirty minutes of non-motion, following a voltage check using the NCV feature.
Alarm clock. (Set to make you wake up and smell the coffee.)
Rigid propress, for those of you that do plumbing.
Heater, to keep your hands warm.
So, you just have your weekly paychecks sent right to fieldpiece, in a direct deposit, convenient manner.
But don't worry, none of the above will work for very long.
Vibrator.......? now why would you have that in it. You would have to get it back from your wife every morning before you go to work. Besides that the batteries would always be dead.
Originally posted by condenseddave Since there are so very many fieldpiece lovers here, I have composed a list of suggestions for them, to make your lives a whole lot cheaper.
UV leak detector head, so you don't need that pesky Spectronics kit.
Sawzall attachment.
Drill chuck.
Electronic match, to light pilots.
Vibrator, for those long, lonely rooftop calls.
Soot vac attachment, for oil burner cleanings.
Since you have the soot vac attachment, when you're done, unplug that, and plug in your combustion analyzer head!
Duct cleaning machine.
Clock. (I can't believe I even have to MENTION this one!)
PDA.
Gameboy.
GPS transmitter, so your boss can keep track of whether or not you're still moving after checking voltage, using the NCV feature, and thinking that the circuit is dead.
Cell phone, that automaticaly dials tech support upon hearing certain, er, "colorful" terms.
911 auto-dial after thirty minutes of non-motion, following a voltage check using the NCV feature.
Alarm clock. (Set to make you wake up and smell the coffee.)
Rigid propress, for those of you that do plumbing.
Heater, to keep your hands warm.
So, you just have your weekly paychecks sent right to fieldpiece, in a direct deposit, convenient manner.
But don't worry, none of the above will work for very long.
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