A plane was traveling from Los Angles to JFK. 20 minutes into the flight, an announcement was made over the cabin speakers. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your capitan speaking. It appears that we have lost engine one and unfortunately, we will be delayed by one hour.” Fifteen minutes later there was another announcement made. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. It appears we have just lost engine two. The aircraft is still fully functional with the remainder engines, yet we will now be delayed by two hours.” Ten minutes later another announcement came over the speakers, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, it appears we just lost engine three. We are still a functional aircraft, yet we are now going to be delayed by 3 hours.” Right then a blond sitting in first class turns to the man sitting next to her and says, “gees, if lose engine four, we will be up here all day”.