I was at dunkin donuts the other morning and the woman in front of me ordered extra, extra light ice coffee. They make it and she says oh, thats two light could you make another for me they do.
So today I am at another dunkin donuts and the guy in front of me gets a light ice coffee. He says could you give it another splash (what guy talks like that) so they give it another splash then he says thats to light could you make another for me, so they do.
Well I would get fired if I worker there, hey you ordered it like that so pay up or get out but thats just me.
So the other day I go to the bank to deposit a check, there is a guy in front of me at the machine. So I wait, and wait, and wait, I begin to wonder what is taking the guy so long, seems no noises are being made by the machine. I move over so I can see part of the screen and notice that it is waiting for the guy to select a function. Thats when I noticed that the guy was texting away and could not care less about the others waiting to use the atm. He noticed me looking at him and put the phone down and finished his business, what a jerk.
Then just now I was at the store and a woman opened one of the doors to the reach in. That must have reminded her of something because she took out her phone and started texting. I walked away shaking my head, I walked back by her about five minutes later and she was still there in front of the open door texting away.
So there you go, four things paired up making two things.