This will be a fun thread to tell your best story true or a joke on Obama. I shall start.
Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama go to heaven... God addresses Al first...
''Al, what do you believe in?'' Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that
election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. I've come to
understand that now.'' God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and
sit at my left.'' God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?'' Bill
replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge
against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.'' God thinks
for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''
Then God addresses Barack. "Barack, what do you believe in?'' He replies: "I believe you're in my chair."
Thank you very much