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  1. #1
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    gotta get my wife an army tank

    Uggh....just got the call....wife backed into a pole across from her brothers place. I just got her a new van to shuffle the kids around in and we haven't even made the first payment yet. Its not totalled but she hit the pole dead on in the center, vee'd up the rear bumper, hit the door and broke out the rear hatch window. Nice call to get...but atleast nobody is hurt. She says she was barely moving when it happened. I even had the back up sensors on the the rear bumper to help her not hit things.

    Why is it that people, like my dearest wife, that can't back up well are always doing it or trying to. Our last car she parked in the garage, and it ended up tangling with my snow blower that was parked(where its always been for 4 years) at the front of the garage. The rims on her car were bent numerous times from the curb, and hitting potholes is her new reality game.

    Sorry.....just had to vent.
    Save me Jebus

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    It could be worse..

    http://www.funtoosh.com/jokes/men_women/362

    You're welcome.

  3. #3
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    Bwaahhahahha.......thanks...now I don't feel so bad..LOL
    Save me Jebus

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    Reminds me of a rearview mirror a guy had engraved for his wife.
    "caution objects in mirror are behind you"

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    my x-wife decided she wanted to get her driver's license when she was 24 years old. i helped her study the driver's manual, taught her, and after two weeks she swore she was ready to take the drive test. i knew she wasn't, but she was just so hard headed (remember x-wife) that she went anyway. with the dmv guy in the car, as she drove off for the road test, she nailed a curb so hard i though for sure we would need a new rim...ten minutes later she is jumping for joy, got her license...unbelievable. anyway, in the next month, after three accidents (her fault every one) I had to exclude her from our insurance or they were going to drop us.

    she is driving again now. luckily in another state, another husband responsible for the damage and insurance...i wonder if i could take out some life insurance on her? hmmmmm.
    Leadership...the ability to move forward even when you've burned your foot.

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    son's wife drives the same way..and they live in Alaska with more snow & ice than any one
    You don't have to ASK

    What I'm Against...

    If you know what

    I'm For...

  7. #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by polar ice View Post
    Uggh....just got the call....wife backed into a pole across from her brothers place. I just got her a new van to shuffle the kids around in and we haven't even made the first payment yet. Its not totalled but she hit the pole dead on in the center, vee'd up the rear bumper, hit the door and broke out the rear hatch window. Nice call to get...but atleast nobody is hurt. She says she was barely moving when it happened. I even had the back up sensors on the the rear bumper to help her not hit things.

    Why is it that people, like my dearest wife, that can't back up well are always doing it or trying to. Our last car she parked in the garage, and it ended up tangling with my snow blower that was parked(where its always been for 4 years) at the front of the garage. The rims on her car were bent numerous times from the curb, and hitting potholes is her new reality game.

    Sorry.....just had to vent.
    Nix the tank, them utility poles start at 30k

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweat hog View Post
    Nix the tank, them utility poles start at 30k
    I WILL SELL WORK,GENERATE BUSINESS, GO GET NEW CUSTOMERS!
    YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND QUIT RUNNING YOUR MOUTH!

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    I WILL SELL WORK,GENERATE BUSINESS, GO GET NEW CUSTOMERS!
    YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND QUIT RUNNING YOUR MOUTH!

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    I WILL SELL WORK,GENERATE BUSINESS, GO GET NEW CUSTOMERS!
    YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND QUIT RUNNING YOUR MOUTH!

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    I WILL SELL WORK,GENERATE BUSINESS, GO GET NEW CUSTOMERS!
    YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND QUIT RUNNING YOUR MOUTH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by k_fridge View Post
    They should make full sized bumper cars.
    They do, they are called old Mercedes sedans.
    Signature on hold. Trying to find a real Jefferson quote I like. Others here have bogus Jefferson quotes too.

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