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  1. #27
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    I'd charter a plane to CanCun

    and a 4 star hotel. I'd fill it with family members I like, and mostly friends. Quite a few from here. We'd have a 2 week party. I'd pick up the bar bill too.
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  2. #28
    Originally posted by duc dowg
    all i wont is to have 100'000 id pay off the house and my truck and take the kids to chucky cheese
    Even if ya owe on the house and truck I think ya can still take the kids to CC for $20.....
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    First thing I would do

    Would be to buy this Site. I would hire James 3528, Dice, and R12 to be dueling moderators. They could ban or delete and be over ruled on their decisions by each other!!

    [Edited by rob10 on 01-08-2005 at 03:03 PM]

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    yea but it would take something that far fetched to get me to go to chucky c

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    I would buy the production rights to HVAC-TALK the cartoon, and make millions.
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    Winning the lotto is my only chance of being a Millionare, I try every few weeks . Id just buy a Motorhome and fish
    You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel...

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    Reminds me of this one:

    A man who just won a million dollars is being interviewed by the media as the large is check is being handed over to him.

    "So Mr Smith, what do you plan on doing with all this money?"

    "First? Pay off some debt!"

    "Now that is a noble thought, I must say" answered the interviewer, "nothing like having the right priorities". "But the rest...what do you plan on doing with the rest?"

    Mr Smith replies "The rest? Well, they're just gonna have to wait!"
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    my dad has been spending 5-10 dollars a week on lotto for as long as i can remember, wonder how much he'd have if it all went to the bank and collected interest??

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    After the bank gets done with service charges and them revenuers get done with taxes about 5 to 10 dollars
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    Re: I'd charter a plane to CanCun

    Originally posted by spotts
    and a 4 star hotel. I'd fill it with family members I like, and mostly friends. Quite a few from here. We'd have a 2 week party. I'd pick up the bar bill too.
    Would that include dive boat rental and Nitrox refills, ole buddy?????

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    I'm already working on my second million dollars-- I failed on the first........

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    Originally posted by The Penguin
    After the bank gets done with service charges and them revenuers get done with taxes about 5 to 10 dollars
    ================================================== =============

    You need to change banks.
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    From a British Website...........

    This bloke called Kevin has got serious money problems. The company he works for has gone bankrupt and he's in serious trouble. He's so desperate he decides to ask God for help.

    He begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my job and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery."

    Lottery night comes and somebody else wins it.

    Kevin again prays... "God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my job, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

    Lottery night comes again and Kevin still has no luck.

    Once more, he prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my job, my house, and my car. My wife and kids are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I've always been a good servant to you. Please, please let me win the lottery just this once so I can get my life back in order."

    Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Kevin is confronted by the voice of God Himself:

    "Kevin, meet Me halfway on this. Buy a ticket."


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