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  1. #14
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    I loved the cartoon that showed a guy sitting at his desk, looking up at another guy standing on the desk, urinating on the first guy's head.

    The Caption: "Well Smedley, I assume this means you've won the lottery?"
    How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

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    That word again..If..If I was to win,I hope I win big, then
    when one of those no driving S%#! try to cut in front of me
    after I been waiting in line to get off the exit of the interstate for over an hour,I can turn into Richard Petty
    and push them not gently right out of the way.

    I'll have a sign on the back of the van that said,Hey Jerk,
    are you scare yet?






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    Hello Mr. Simp... Gotta Christmas card from my neice in Virginia Beach. Had a picture of her two daughters in it.
    Damm they's all grown up 17 and 18. I was gonna have you stop in and check the system for them... now I don't think your ticker could take it. Horny o'l goat like you would have slobber drippin off your chin....LOL
    How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

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    Now,now..you know my bark is bigger then my bite.I'll be
    more then happy to help you out Drone.
    My other nicname is Mr faithful,no worry.

    What you dont know is usally,what happen is the help and I
    walk in,Now my help which is the son,which is a good looking yound man if i say so myself,and with his mass,aka
    body builder,I'm pointed to the equipment room,while the woman of the house want to chat and have tea with him.

    We are avalible next week if that will help with there scheduling.




  5. #18
    Look at all them suckers standing in line to buy tickets, can you imagine if any one of them won? Most of em look too dumb to find their way home, never mind manager a zillion dollars. It's sad how this dream of getting rich is used to prey on those that can least afford it. And I just can't understand how when one of the pots builds up to 300 million or so everyone goes nuts buying tics. Like a regular lottery winning of 10 mil just ain't quite enough.....
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    What sucks about the lottery,is when you're standing behind
    the person at the store whos buying 300 ticket,and after all
    the time they have on there hands,they will still wait to pulled the money out of the purse or pocket.

    Must be a redneck!


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    Saw a guy on TV once saying I better win, just spent the rent money on tickets.
    A Diamond is just a piece of coal, that made good under pressure!

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    Yet most states, like here in Pa., fight to prevent legalizied gambling. They don't like people to actually have a chance at winning something I guess.
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    Here in Fla only the Indians have Casinos. They still love scalping the white man. But you’re right, at least the odds are not 25 million to one.

    I think getting struck by lightning is 7 Mil to 1, getting bit by a shark is 5 Mil to 1. So as I see it you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning, while being bitten by a shark. Than hitting the big one.
    A Diamond is just a piece of coal, that made good under pressure!

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    DICEMAN; I buy two tickets twice a week have never won. BUT and this is a big but at the store that i buy my tick,s this happened. Year and a half ago guy buys scratch ticket and wins one million and a harley, about two months ago same guy buys another scratch ticket and wins one million and a corvette. In between those he won a 10,000 and just won a 5,000. I know this guy and he's o.k. he plays about three hundred a week and studies the scratch tickets closely. I should have learned how to study in my youth now i'll never win. By the way he buys the five dollar tickets
    "Nothing else can poison our culture, corrupt our society or ruin the character of our people like unearned money or unearned opportunity." -- James R. Cook

    "Fooling around with alternating current is just a waste of time. Nobody will use it, ever." Thomas Edison, 1889.

  11. #24
    He is either very lucky or has an inside track.
    But $300 a week, that's a lot. For every guy like that there are millions who are paying for him to win.
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  12. #25
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    Originally posted by Diceman
    Best line from former wacky prez candidate Ross Peroit.
    The lottery is just a tax on the stupid....I love that line.
    I saw a bumper sticker that read "The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math".

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    all i wont is to have 100'000 id pay off the house and my truck and take the kids to chucky cheese

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