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    oprah will be aressted on counts of insider trading, while at the same prison as martha stewart, fight breaks out and they both spend 30 in solitary. on Dec 23rd 2005 they get married,and on Dec30, 2005 they............................?
    A. make custard

    B. decorate the cell with color glossys of the better days.

    c. call dr. phil


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    Wow Bill ...you should join the psychotic friends network.... .forgot they're all in jail now.
    How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

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    Hillary will come out of the closet, that is why she didn't divorce slick willy.....


    Those who dance, appear insane to those who do not hear the music.
    Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.

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    On the 1st day of 2005 I will attempt to recover from this pounding hangover.

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    that last drink always does it, doesn't it?

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    Originally posted by mattm
    On the 1st day of 2005 I will attempt to recover from this pounding hangover.
    I got one of them too. Got up at 8, took tylenol, went back to sleep till 11am, I think that is the correct time, I have to ask Jacob to be sure.
    Hey cockroach, don't bug me! ©

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    i cant believe my head dont hurt kinda took it easy last night

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    Originally posted by duc dowg
    i cant believe my head dont hurt kinda took it easy last night
    Go pound it against a wall then.
    Hey cockroach, don't bug me! ©

    www.AskTheDiceman.com

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    Bring Em Home....

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    I took too many tylenol's last night, so I had to have a drink this morning.

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    frozensolid predictions

    Robo is captured and molested by a group of Bedoin thieves, and converts to islam. He then invents the Giga-Kick hard start, and sells his patent to Goodman.

    Dicemans 9mm thread will be overwhelmed by what he calls the b!tch thread. He then will retreat to the situation room in his Pennwood Bunker, and launch his counterstrike. A new thread entitled “who wants to argue with my Bennington Monument at night”.

    James is thrown over by K. So he begins a search and destroy mission through ARP, equitable only to Sheridan’s march through Georgia.

    Bennie will be fined by the FAA, for possessing a blimp without a license.

    Dave’s life is saved, after nearly being suffocated by refrigerant. Dave is saved by two gay men giving him CPR.
    A Diamond is just a piece of coal, that made good under pressure!

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    The Vikings will win the Superbowl!





































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