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  1. #1
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    LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT










    Defense Attorney:
    Will you please state your age?

    Old Lady:
    I am 94 years old.

    Defense Attorney:
    Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

    Old Lady:
    There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm

    spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch

    and sat down beside me.

    Defense Attorney:
    Did you know him?

    Old Lady:
    No, but he sure was friendly.

    Defense Attorney:
    What happened after he sat down?

    Old Lady:
    He started to rub my thigh.

    Defense Attorney:
    Did you stop him?

    Old Lady:
    No, I didn't stop him.

    Defense Attorney:
    Why not?

    Little Old Lady:
    It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died

    some 30 years ago.

    Defense Attorney:
    What happened next?

    Old Lady:
    He began to rub all over of my body.

    Defense Attorney:
    Did you stop him then?

    Old Lady:
    No, I did not stop him.

    Defense Attorney:
    Why not?

    Old Lady:
    His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited.

    I haven't felt that good in years!

    Defense Attorney:
    What happened next?

    Old Lady:
    Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down

    and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now! '

    Defense Attorney:
    Did he take you?

    Old Lady:
    Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!"



    And that's when I shot him, the little bastard!!
    I'm not tolerating Political Correctness anymore, from now on it's tell it like it is.

    Veto Pro Pak - The best tool bag you'll ever own






  2. #2
    Join Date
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    Location
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    Um...thats not funny at all.
    To put the world in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must cultivate our personal life; and to cultivate our personal life, we must first set our hearts right.
    -- Confucius

  3. #3
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    you have no taste
    I'm not tolerating Political Correctness anymore, from now on it's tell it like it is.

    Veto Pro Pak - The best tool bag you'll ever own






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