a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven (don't watch the food cook,)
a dynagym, I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king size titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan
and an airtight alibi,
real simulated indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a years supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth,
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored Third Reich swizzle stick,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador,
a new mastadon,
a Merc Montclaire,
a Mark 4,
or a Malibu,
a Mork Moriarty,
a Mack truck,
a new Monza,
or a Moped,
hell, a herd of Winnebagos,
we're givin' 'em away,
or how about a MacCullough chain saw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee cup,
or a baby's arm holding an apple.
Nice Christmas bonus that I could share with my family.
"Another day older and deeper in debt."
Did give my sisters, brother and mom and dad sentimental Jesus oriented cards with personal poems to each that I made up. Made my older sister cry, so all was not lost
Government is a disease...
...masquerading as its own cure…
Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV
Get him/her to give you a big sloppy kiss, you deserve it!
Originally posted by ct2
I got my golf ball back from the dog
Next year will be better, Happy New Year.
Robo, you hit home with that one.
It was my birthday, Saturday, and I traded my car in. It was due, anyways, and little things started to go in it. Last Saturday, at the beginning of a 300 mile trip north, the window came off the track, down, and cancelled the trip home for Christmas.
Cancelled Christmas shopping at the big stores, too. Can't very well lock up Saran Wrap.
I got more than I thought I would for it, and they came way down on the new ones, and interest is 0.0% now.
So I got an '05 Explorer XLT Sport, red, leather, nice tunes, 17" wheels, etc.
In 1995, I bought a new F 350 XLT on the same day of the year, 12/24. End of the year is a good time to buy. Christmas Eve gets you the whole place to yourself.
I miss that truck...
Drunk( to put up with the in-laws)
happy wife ( she understands that her family grates on me)
cupons from wife for varios adult activities.
really like that one
robe, wife beater t shirts, nose hair trimmer
happy holidays to all !!!!!!
i belong to peta ... people eating tasty animals. all my opinions are just mine.
I got a bunch of tools and a nice pair of khaki pants