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    Striptease

    So Billy Bob is on his way over to Bubba's house to have a few longnecks. As he passes by the barn he here's David Rose's old 60's hit "The Stripper" blaring out loud. So he finds a peep hole and looks inside. Billy Bob can't believe his eyes. There is Bubba in all his splendor bumping and grinding away. Billy takes a closer look and he doesn't see anyone else in the barn, just Bubba movin and a shaken it right in front of his Ol' green John Deere. Billy Bob can't believe this is happening so he rushes inside just as Bubba is undoing his shoulder straps and drops his overalls. Needless to say Billy scares the sh!$ out of of Bubba. Billy Bob asks him "Bubba what the hell are you doing ?" Bubba begins to explain that his wife and him aren't doing it any more. So they went to the town Doctor/ Vet and he said that Bubba needs to do something sexy to a tractor.-GEO
    Once in a while everything falls into place and I am able to move forward, most of the time it just falls all over the place and I can't go anywhere-GEO

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    >>>sound of crickets chirping<<<

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    ??? say what??? do not get it
    You don't have to ASK

    What I'm Against...

    If you know what

    I'm For...

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    "sexy to a tractor"

    as in sexy to attract her...

    >>>crickets still chirping<<<

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    Chirp, Chirp, followed by a loud groan!

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    Critics choice

    Whatever ! Senior Tech I sure am glad your a moderator cause nothing gets by you that for sure
    Last edited by ga1279; 10-28-2010 at 10:32 PM. Reason: put in blurb for the moderator
    Once in a while everything falls into place and I am able to move forward, most of the time it just falls all over the place and I can't go anywhere-GEO

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    ..now i get it..
    You don't have to ASK

    What I'm Against...

    If you know what

    I'm For...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ga1279 View Post
    Whatever ! Senior Tech I sure am glad your a moderator cause nothing gets by you that for sure

    I'm smooth and consistent...

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    Cool

    Quote Originally Posted by Senior Tech View Post
    I'm smooth and consistent...
    Just "a Legend in your own mind" I'm sure I'll pay for that later but what else is new
    Last edited by Senior Tech; 11-03-2010 at 01:33 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Senior Tech View Post
    I'm smooth and consistent...
    Good ole Metamucel does it every time.
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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