I had some skunks under a porch at
the "little house" on my lot. I threw out a whole box of mothballs under there...... then thought "SMOKEBOMB" and went right for my firecracker box. Big, big ol mistake. Did you know that mothballs are highly flamable????? Me neither. Lucky I didn't burn the house down.
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.